doin a group project like
your biggest crush should be on yourself, you should always go out of your way to do little things to put a smile on your face, make sure you’re happy and confident just like you would do to someone else you care for, because when you have that sort of consideration for yourself it’s so much easier to give to other people
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
welcome to the weeaboo athletics. our first event will be the 400m naruto run